The world has come a long way in the convenience of online shopping. From groceries to medical supplies to cars, there is not much we can’t have delivered to our door. Need a massage but don’t have time to drive to get one? No problem, order one to come to you. Your dog is out of food? A couple of clicks and it is on its way. Forgot to get a dress for the office party tomorrow night? Just browse Amazon and get it delivered in plenty of time.
If you’ve ever had the time to browse the web, you can find some pretty strange things. Even more amazing is what you can have delivered to you. Read on for 5 of the most outrageous things you can buy online.
Human Body Parts
Love Halloween but hate the cheap reproduction skeletons? No worries! You too can own real human bones. Need a skull? Perhaps a left foot is more to your liking? Whatever part you need, you are sure to find it here.
Have you ever found yourself thinking, “The world needs more cockroaches. What can I do to help?” If so, you are in luck. Amazon can deliver a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach couple to your door, ready to make millions more for your strange pleasure. Look at it as the gift that keeps on giving. Just don’t tell your neighbors.
Yep, you read that right. Poop Senders will send an anonymous package of poop to the person of your choice. Want to show that special someone how you really feel? You may want to choose the ever-popular elephant droppings. Want to send a more aromatic message? Gift them with a soft and squishy cow patty. Do you know a real manly man that needs a reminder of how special they are? The gorilla poop may be just the ticket. Can’t decide? Send them all in a combo pack.
Maybe you are the curious kind. Perhaps you spend your days wondering what different birds and animals eat? Well, your quest has ended. Order yourself some owl vomit. It comes with tweezers, a magnifying glass and more.
Need some more sparkle in your life? Want to serve something different at your next dinner party? Try serving up some Canned Unicorn Meat. Dispel the notion that unicorns don’t exist. If you have a can of the meat, it’s got to be real, right?